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"Basement" Boy Hat

$40.00

Merch. Merch never changes. Except OURS are different. All our products are hand made in America by a union based company. This isn't a cheap logo printed on patch. This is real stitching! Each hat features our favorite internet lawyer holding his own copy of Blacks Law Dictionary, 12th edition, in a "Fallout"-themed jumpsuit.

Get ready for friends constantly asking "Who's on your hat?" And you can look them right in the eye and tell them "I don't consent under UCC-1-308."

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Merch. Merch never changes. Except OURS are different. All our products are hand made in America by a union based company. This isn't a cheap logo printed on patch. This is real stitching! Each hat features our favorite internet lawyer holding his own copy of Blacks Law Dictionary, 12th edition, in a "Fallout"-themed jumpsuit.

Get ready for friends constantly asking "Who's on your hat?" And you can look them right in the eye and tell them "I don't consent under UCC-1-308."

Merch. Merch never changes. Except OURS are different. All our products are hand made in America by a union based company. This isn't a cheap logo printed on patch. This is real stitching! Each hat features our favorite internet lawyer holding his own copy of Blacks Law Dictionary, 12th edition, in a "Fallout"-themed jumpsuit.

Get ready for friends constantly asking "Who's on your hat?" And you can look them right in the eye and tell them "I don't consent under UCC-1-308."